Fresh Beets: OH SNAP!!!

May 22, 2008

News flash: HateThePlayer discovers OH SNAPP!!! This new DJ registers a four out of five on the Fresh Beets scale.

“Who is OH SNAP!!?, What is OH SNAP!!?, and mostly, Why is OH SNAP!!? These questions could take a lifetime to answer. A self-professed check-to-check millionaire and inventor of the Fab-U-Fly lifestyle, OH SNAP!! is everything that is right, and wrong with society. Not really a DJ, and not really a rapper, as both imply talent, OH SNAP!! is trying to conquer the world with his average looks, average flow, and his “you might like him, you might not like him” personality.”

Check OH SNAP!!!’s Myspace Profile and taste some of his crazy fresh beets.

Freshest of Beets


New Lingo – a Venus Thigh Trap?

May 19, 2008

I gots to give props to some of the stuff I’ve seen in the last six months that made me laugh:

– The phrases: Trout Slap, Venus Thigh Trap (definition now available), Oh Snap, and Gashole. Thank you to Facebook’s Super Poke for the first two and to Tracey Morgan for the third, and Urban Dictionary for the last. Mad props to Venus Thigh Trap. Here’s a picture of where your head could end up. It looks okay, but beware, depending on the woman, it could be ugly, especially if you end up the victim of the dreaded Venus Thigh Crap.

Venus Thigh Trap

– HERE’s a NEW ONE:  FLURG, or FLIRG: “The First Lady is Really Gay” or the “First Lady is Really a Guy.”  Check my other post for a Flurg definition.

– Retrosexual – not sure where I heard it, but I take it to mean: “the opposite of a metrosexual. He is a man who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance.” I’d like to think of it also to mean somebody who’s into women who don’t shave ALL their body hair, if you know what I mean.

– Fan Boy. But I gotta say I’m not a fan. Hate Hate Hate.

– Ghost Ride The Whip. Thank you StuffWhitePeopleLike.

The compilation:

The video:

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