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June 11, 2008

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    The Mysterious Google Monster Opens its Mouth for a Peep

    May 31, 2008

    What we don’t know scares and intrigues us, and that’s why HateThePlayer gives props the Google Monster for opening its mouth for a peep into its data management systems.

    This article, sheds a little light on how Google has pimped its data-center, giving it the ammo to remain the ultimate Internet OG and leaving Microhoo looking like it suffered a from a wicked Venus Thigh Trap.

    Google Monster

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    Fresh Beets: OH SNAP!!!

    May 22, 2008

    News flash: HateThePlayer discovers OH SNAPP!!! This new DJ registers a four out of five on the Fresh Beets scale.

    “Who is OH SNAP!!?, What is OH SNAP!!?, and mostly, Why is OH SNAP!!? These questions could take a lifetime to answer. A self-professed check-to-check millionaire and inventor of the Fab-U-Fly lifestyle, OH SNAP!! is everything that is right, and wrong with society. Not really a DJ, and not really a rapper, as both imply talent, OH SNAP!! is trying to conquer the world with his average looks, average flow, and his “you might like him, you might not like him” personality.”

    Check OH SNAP!!!’s Myspace Profile and taste some of his crazy fresh beets.

    Freshest of Beets

    Busted! Google Maps Caught Me in the Act

    May 22, 2008

    Me straight up Hating on a player, as seen in Google Maps Chicago. Google has taken down this picture, perhaps due to the gun, but HateThePlayer is here for you.

    Click on this screen-shot to see the full picture:


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    New Lingo – a Venus Thigh Trap?

    May 19, 2008

    I gots to give props to some of the stuff I’ve seen in the last six months that made me laugh:

    – The phrases: Trout Slap, Venus Thigh Trap (definition now available), Oh Snap, and Gashole. Thank you to Facebook’s Super Poke for the first two and to Tracey Morgan for the third, and Urban Dictionary for the last. Mad props to Venus Thigh Trap. Here’s a picture of where your head could end up. It looks okay, but beware, depending on the woman, it could be ugly, especially if you end up the victim of the dreaded Venus Thigh Crap.

    Venus Thigh Trap

    – HERE’s a NEW ONE:  FLURG, or FLIRG: “The First Lady is Really Gay” or the “First Lady is Really a Guy.”  Check my other post for a Flurg definition.

    – Retrosexual – not sure where I heard it, but I take it to mean: “the opposite of a metrosexual. He is a man who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance.” I’d like to think of it also to mean somebody who’s into women who don’t shave ALL their body hair, if you know what I mean.

    – Fan Boy. But I gotta say I’m not a fan. Hate Hate Hate.

    – Ghost Ride The Whip. Thank you StuffWhitePeopleLike.

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    Values – What’s My Age Again?

    May 14, 2008

    Remember the Blink 182 song where they repeat “What’s my age again, what’s my age again?” Well, I’m here to ask “What are my values again?”

    It’s somewhat easy to get a list together of what you care about, but what’s hard is ranking them. It’s an epic question: what is your most important value?

    Think it over. I just may get back with my list. In the meantime, here’s a little food for thought on values.

    What are my values again?

    From Negative to Positive and It’s All Good

    May 14, 2008

    (…Biggie Smalls anyone? )

    Despite the name, HateThePlayer is here to show the love too. Here’s your feel good, inspirational message for the day:

    Live with courage.”

    Easy to say, hard to do. Here’s where that came from, and some recommended listening:

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