Flurg Definition – SNL with Tina Fey as Sara Palin

September 15, 2008

Flurg, or more accurately Flirg, stands for the ‘First Lady Is Really Gay’ and/or ‘First Lady Is Really a Guy.’

Hillary Clinton is quoted on SNL saying she “Googled what it stands for and I do not like it.”  So now HateThePlayer has schooled you on what a Flurg is really all about!  (Or a Flirg, if you will.)

Other SNL Video highlights:

– Sara Palin says she doesn’t want to have her head Photoshopped onto sexy bikini pictures.   Check back for some of those!

– Clinton doesn’t like to be called a “Boner Shrinker.”  Mad props for that one Hill Dog!  HateThePlayer’s boner shrinks big time with the thought of Palin as Pres.  Palin is palin’ in comparison to the O!  …Forget Flurg, Palin would be a scourge.

Check the SNL Video with Tina Fey and the Flurg!

– You’ll also see other fake definitions out there like for “Flirj” as a “First Lady I’d Rim Job.”  That shit is wiggedy, wiggedy, whack.

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Last, here’s a Flirg like pic of Billary…


The Mysterious Google Monster Opens its Mouth for a Peep

May 31, 2008

What we don’t know scares and intrigues us, and that’s why HateThePlayer gives props the Google Monster for opening its mouth for a peep into its data management systems.

This News.com article, sheds a little light on how Google has pimped its data-center, giving it the ammo to remain the ultimate Internet OG and leaving Microhoo looking like it suffered a from a wicked Venus Thigh Trap.

Google Monster

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New Lingo – a Venus Thigh Trap?

May 19, 2008

I gots to give props to some of the stuff I’ve seen in the last six months that made me laugh:

– The phrases: Trout Slap, Venus Thigh Trap (definition now available), Oh Snap, and Gashole. Thank you to Facebook’s Super Poke for the first two and to Tracey Morgan for the third, and Urban Dictionary for the last. Mad props to Venus Thigh Trap. Here’s a picture of where your head could end up. It looks okay, but beware, depending on the woman, it could be ugly, especially if you end up the victim of the dreaded Venus Thigh Crap.

Venus Thigh Trap

– HERE’s a NEW ONE:  FLURG, or FLIRG: “The First Lady is Really Gay” or the “First Lady is Really a Guy.”  Check my other post for a Flurg definition.

– Retrosexual – not sure where I heard it, but I take it to mean: “the opposite of a metrosexual. He is a man who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance.” I’d like to think of it also to mean somebody who’s into women who don’t shave ALL their body hair, if you know what I mean.

– Fan Boy. But I gotta say I’m not a fan. Hate Hate Hate.

– Ghost Ride The Whip. Thank you StuffWhitePeopleLike.

The compilation:

The video:

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