Lance Armstrong is a Douche (especially on Twitter)

Lance Armstrong is a Douche.  There.  I said it.

He’s one of the greatest cyclists ever, but yes, he’s also a Douche.  True to his name, HateThePlayer is here to give you three reasons why Lance Armstrong is a Douche:

1. Lance Armstrong is now on Twitter.   The funny thing is that he has 2,853 followers (or readers of his Twitters (aka Tweets)) but he is only following two people!  (both of whom are related to his foundation).  He’s far too cool to bother with whatever anybody else thinks – what an arrogant douche!   Check his Lance Armstrong Twitter.  … oh yeah, and his Tweets are super weak.
2. My friend’s little brother accidentally bumped into him once at the mall and Lance growled at him to watch where the hell he was going.  True story.
3. Well, this picture speaks for itself.   You gotta hate this player: She’s about 12 years old, and he’s about 40 (and looks like Gary Busey)

Lance Armstrong is a Douche

Talk About Escaping the Ghetto – Fatty Goodlander Sails the World!

Now this is freedom and adventure!  Try listening to these amazing stories about sailing the high seas. HateThePlayer highly recommends Fatty Goodlander’s sailing chronicles on NPR.

When you get there, listen to “Anchors Aweigh” and then “Polynesian Dream.”  They look like this:

Also, if you want the backstory, read this blog posting called The Downside of Circumnavigating, which is really more of an upside.

Here’s a shot of Fatty and his wife sailing the world.

Search Engine Rap Battle Extraordinaire. —– And Bonus Paid Search 101 Rap!

Novel idea… the Search Engine Rap Battle pitting Google vs. Yahoo vs. MSN.  Check it:

But this one is what got it all started… Props to the Tops go to “m0serious” for his Paid Search 101 Rap:

 

And a big shout out again to m0serious for his badass Design Coding video:

 

Flurg Definition – SNL with Tina Fey as Sara Palin

Flurg, or more accurately Flirg, stands for the ‘First Lady Is Really Gay’ and/or ‘First Lady Is Really a Guy.’

Hillary Clinton is quoted on SNL saying she “Googled what it stands for and I do not like it.”  So now HateThePlayer has schooled you on what a Flurg is really all about!  (Or a Flirg, if you will.)

Other SNL Video highlights:

- Sara Palin says she doesn’t want to have her head Photoshopped onto sexy bikini pictures.   Check back for some of those!

- Clinton doesn’t like to be called a “Boner Shrinker.”  Mad props for that one Hill Dog!  HateThePlayer’s boner shrinks big time with the thought of Palin as Pres.  Palin is palin’ in comparison to the O!  …Forget Flurg, Palin would be a scourge.

Check the SNL Video with Tina Fey and the Flurg!

- You’ll also see other fake definitions out there like for “Flirj” as a “First Lady I’d Rim Job.”  That shit is wiggedy, wiggedy, whack.

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- And Check out some of HateThePlayer’s other phatty phat blog posts here

Last, here’s a Flirg like pic of Billary…

From Nasty Yahoo Resignation Letter to Clean Google Butt. Don’t Hate on That!

What is Google doing to the world? Yahoo’s CEO Jerry Yang will tell you Google’s causing a “tech”tonic shift. When you see sites like this Yahoo Resignation Letter Generator, you know Yahoo is hurting. Screen cap:

Yahoo Resignation Letter Generator

And while Googlers can’t claim that their shit don’t stink, they can say that their butts don’t. Forget about the Google Bot, we’re talking Google Butt. Yes, Google employees’ butts are smiling because they’re getting some pretty hot toilet seats. Check out the the Washlette.

Google Toto Washlet Butts

Check out HateThePlayer’s Others Pimpass Blog Posts here.

Don’t Fail HateThePlayer – Check This Blog Boyeee

Unless have have much “dishaprin,” this blog will waste a few minutes of your day:

• http://failblog.org/

Check out a couple of HateThePlayer’s favorite Fail pics:

fail-blog-car-air-conditioning

And

Seat Belt Failure

Check out my other posts here.

Get Off My Couch Biatch! Or Not… Couchsurfing.com

We all know the Internet is a weird place, but this takes the cizake. There are people out there who are actually looking for couch surfers. Yes, and monkeys are actually flying out of my butt at this very moment.

“Dear bums and slackers of the world, please come sleep on my couch. And what kind of chips should I buy you?”

Check it: COUCHSURFING.COM.

Naw man, I’m just playin’ you. I’m givin’ mad props to this site. Travelers the world over can use it to meet locals, and vice versa. So couch surfers, go get all up in that biatch!

Can I crash at your place again?
Just one more night? (name that tune anybody?)

Also – check my other posts on hatetheplayer’s blog.

Hot New Sites – You Silly Mono, err Momo: Bomomo.com

Check this shit out!

• This site is off the chain http://bomomo.com/

• Also threw this in for fun: http://nataliedee.com/012405/ribbon-based-economy.jpg

Also – check my other posts on HateThePlayer’s blog.

The Mysterious Google Monster Opens its Mouth for a Peep

What we don’t know scares and intrigues us, and that’s why HateThePlayer gives props the Google Monster for opening its mouth for a peep into its data management systems.

This News.com article, sheds a little light on how Google has pimped its data-center, giving it the ammo to remain the ultimate Internet OG and leaving Microhoo looking like it suffered a from a wicked Venus Thigh Trap.

Also, check my other posts on http://hatetheplayer.wordpress.com/.

Fresh Beets: OH SNAP!!!

News flash: HateThePlayer discovers OH SNAPP!!! This new DJ registers a four out of five on the Fresh Beets scale.

“Who is OH SNAP!!?, What is OH SNAP!!?, and mostly, Why is OH SNAP!!? These questions could take a lifetime to answer. A self-professed check-to-check millionaire and inventor of the Fab-U-Fly lifestyle, OH SNAP!! is everything that is right, and wrong with society. Not really a DJ, and not really a rapper, as both imply talent, OH SNAP!! is trying to conquer the world with his average looks, average flow, and his “you might like him, you might not like him” personality.”

Check OH SNAP!!!’s Myspace Profile and taste some of his crazy fresh beets.